Dear Mike Posner, First of all, what makes you think that you shouldn’t be ignored? It’s amazing what ammount of false confidence you have instilled in today’s youth with that dreadful song! I’m yet to meet someone that YOU are cooler than.
Since you have already decided that music, as a career, is lucrative enough to help you complete college in the USA I must commend you for thinking on your toes there, whoosh (wipes sweat off forehead) You almost didn’t graduate! Concerning your cynical view of people that dress well in designer attire and shades as you would have it, it’s sad that you tend to fall on the opposite side of the divide. Therefore, relating to you and also being seen with you, will reflect heavily on our reputation (we cool kids) and also somthing like this could interrupt the rhythm of our social climbing ambitions.
Feeling ostracized is part of life, me for instance not remembering your name is also a part of life - you have to accept this as your fate. Creating a dubut album about what an epic failure you are, isn’t. I think the pressures of having a receeding hairline have finally hit it with you, but please don’t lose it - YET! You are a very…umm..creative..yes! Creative young man and possibly handsome In the eyes of your beholders (read groupies) so there is hope that you could release a sophomore album.
Kindly refrain from making statements such as “ive got you all figured out” that one time you hang out with us was because one of our friends was screwing your friend and you had pot on you, so don’t get it twisted.
In order to alleviate the situation, I hope it helps that I bothered to copy your song into my iPod(I got it from someone in the residence hall) and we all agreed that in the end, you will still always be the sore loser in a huge Pleather jacket who could only seek solace in a virtual world where nobody knows him.
You were too school for cool anyway!
Loads of love and best wishes you one hit NO-WONDER!
The Chik in RayBan’s
Peace and love
xx
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